Sunday, 9 June 2013

Steven Wright: funny quotes

A fun way to learn new words!

-If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
-Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
-Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
-Half the people you know are below average.

Many more here!: